1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,120 TEENAGE CENTER TIME 0942 2 00:00:05,744 --> 00:00:07,123 Let's see if I understand. 3 00:00:07,147 --> 00:00:10,263 Your country is only 250 years old. 4 00:00:10,287 --> 00:00:11,800 Do you know? How adorable. 5 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:13,736 We have clubs that They are older than that. 6 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,340 Yes, I am envious of your country, 7 00:00:15,364 --> 00:00:17,778 of its long history of total irrelevance. 8 00:00:17,802 --> 00:00:20,249 This little country baby is feeling fussy 9 00:00:20,273 --> 00:00:22,521 because the only thing I hear It's "gee-gee, gee-gee", 10 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:24,091 and that's what babies say. 11 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,360 Get away from me. 12 00:00:25,384 --> 00:00:27,397 Gu-gu, gee-gee. 13 00:00:27,421 --> 00:00:30,336 �You already have the fever of the semiquincentenary? 14 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,142 Yes, and I wanted to tell you my version, 15 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:36,582 which I call semicentennial of Colonel Quinn. 16 00:00:36,606 --> 00:00:38,854 That celebrates the country, my service to it, 17 00:00:38,878 --> 00:00:41,658 and, of course, you, for the fact of being in my shadow. 18 00:00:41,682 --> 00:00:43,997 I thought we would print some T-shirts for soldiers. 19 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:45,834 - How good. No. - Yes. Why? 20 00:00:45,858 --> 00:00:48,506 We will only celebrate the holiday that honors the country 21 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:50,176 that all the soldiers they miss 22 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,613 - I know. - And that's why I chose 23 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:54,050 for a great turkey dinner. 24 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:56,221 People hate turkeys, especially the soldiers. 25 00:00:56,245 --> 00:00:57,792 It's dry and it tires you. 26 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:59,528 Christmas turkey dinners in the dining room 27 00:00:59,552 --> 00:01:01,131 They are my fondest memories childhood treasures. 28 00:01:01,155 --> 00:01:03,169 And all these troops have missed many holidays 29 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:06,275 being here, I just want to convey to you that feeling of home. 30 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:09,314 Honey, it's part of the job not to be at home during the holidays. 31 00:01:09,316 --> 00:01:10,869 I mean, I don't even remember how many holidays 32 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,924 - I wasn't home for that. - I do. All. 33 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,593 And did you hear me complain? No. 34 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,953 Operation Early Turkey is underway. 35 00:01:18,977 --> 00:01:20,757 Well we have to act fast if we want to get there 36 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:22,206 to the Baumholder before the closing of the PX. 37 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:23,443 Are you going to the Baumholder? 38 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:25,212 Yes, the PX is the only place where can I find 39 00:01:25,236 --> 00:01:27,818 North American turkeys, like those they are full of hormones 40 00:01:27,842 --> 00:01:30,223 and who seem capable of presenting a manosphere podcast. 41 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:31,693 They were to be delivered today, 42 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:32,795 and then there was a problem, 43 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:34,432 so we will go pick them up. 44 00:01:34,456 --> 00:01:37,539 I think it's obvious which That's the problem, right? 45 00:01:38,263 --> 00:01:41,545 Guys, it's me, Davidson he is angry with me 46 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:44,150 because I humiliated him in the laser battlefield, 47 00:01:44,174 --> 00:01:46,088 so you have ours hostage turkeys. 48 00:01:46,112 --> 00:01:48,359 That makes a lot of sense. There was forgotten for a moment 49 00:01:48,383 --> 00:01:49,829 that everything revolves around you. 50 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:51,700 - What? This turns... - We're leaving. 51 00:01:51,724 --> 00:01:53,703 Hey, I'm going with you because you will fall 52 00:01:53,727 --> 00:01:55,573 - in a trap. Yes! - No. 53 00:01:55,597 --> 00:01:58,312 I put on deodorant. Come on. 54 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,483 I said it a long time ago. 55 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:01,953 - Look, you're not coming. - Yes I'm going. 56 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:03,355 - No, you won't come. - I will definitely go. 57 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,514 You lose your mind in road trips. 58 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:05,894 - No, what's up. - Do you remember taking 59 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,330 - the minivan to Disneyland? - Yes. 60 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:08,465 And then you yelled at me 61 00:02:08,489 --> 00:02:09,869 to stop singing "99 bottles of beer" 62 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,472 - because you said it was an alcoholic song... - Yes. 63 00:02:11,496 --> 00:02:14,130 - about improper storage of liquor. - Which is true. 64 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,613 Let me tell you something, lady. 65 00:02:15,637 --> 00:02:18,185 I was in a Humvee that exploded by an improvised explosive device. 66 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:20,389 I think I can handle a little trip to the market. 67 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:23,029 *46 beer bottles on a wall* 68 00:02:23,053 --> 00:02:25,033 *46 bottles of beer* 69 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,736 *Take one and pass it* 70 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,565 Where is an ambush in the road when you need it? 71 00:02:50,508 --> 00:02:52,688 - ON THE WAY TO BAUMHOLDER - TIME 1057 - Are we there yet? 72 00:02:52,712 --> 00:02:54,893 Say it one more time and I will order Conway 73 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:57,596 open the door and I pulled you, okay? 74 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,668 And it will. It was not put enough deodorant. 75 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:01,873 Well at least we are on the way to the PX. 76 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:03,877 That store is a unique place to look 77 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:06,548 all the best products Americans full of chemicals, 78 00:03:06,572 --> 00:03:08,619 included deodorant that does work. 79 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:10,422 I'm also going to stock up on the bad guy 80 00:03:10,446 --> 00:03:12,927 of American soft drinks: The Dew. 81 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:16,035 It is great nonsense that same chemicals 82 00:03:16,059 --> 00:03:18,773 that give it an incredible flavor, make it illegal here. 83 00:03:18,797 --> 00:03:21,546 Do you think maybe it's a sign Why shouldn't you take it? 84 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,282 No, the sign that no should i take it would be 85 00:03:23,306 --> 00:03:25,620 that makes me feel the blood like lightning 86 00:03:25,644 --> 00:03:27,323 - It's okay. - They make you see 87 00:03:27,347 --> 00:03:30,596 that the Baumholder is now that great place thanks to the PX. 88 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,433 But I warn you: is still the enemy. 89 00:03:32,457 --> 00:03:34,538 No, it is not the enemy, but literally the same army. 90 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:37,544 Honey, you are very naive. I assure you, 91 00:03:37,568 --> 00:03:38,980 Davidson is up to something, 92 00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:41,753 and you just drink their Kool-Aid. 93 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:44,325 Which they also sell in the PX. 94 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:48,132 Well, what are you looking for in the PX? 95 00:03:48,156 --> 00:03:49,768 What? Oh, I'm not going to the PX. 96 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,472 Baumholder was my original post. 97 00:03:51,496 --> 00:03:53,542 Some of my old friends they will organize a party 98 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,813 and a few are unconditional. 99 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:58,619 Do you have other friends? �I know do they look anything like us? 100 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:01,591 Is there such a thing as "Mamadakis"? 101 00:04:01,615 --> 00:04:05,399 You know what? Don't tell me. I want you to surprise me. 102 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:07,337 I'm going to the party. 103 00:04:07,361 --> 00:04:09,040 I would love for you to come to the party, 104 00:04:09,064 --> 00:04:10,811 and you know that I want you meet my friends. 105 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,914 - Yes, of course. Yes, yes. - Of course. 106 00:04:12,938 --> 00:04:15,821 But it's only by invitation, in a secret speakeasy. 107 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:17,457 My hands are tied. 108 00:04:19,619 --> 00:04:21,665 In fact, me too I get messages, Conway. 109 00:04:21,689 --> 00:04:24,337 I bet I got a message right now. Oh look. 110 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:27,978 "Dear comrade, there is a coming revolution among the bourgeois pigs". 111 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:30,973 Do you know? And you only go to one Communist Party meeting. 112 00:04:34,497 --> 00:04:36,797 PX SHOPPING CENTER TIME 1259 113 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:44,912 Colonel Quinn, we were notified of your arrival. 114 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,283 General Davidson requests your presence in your office 115 00:04:47,307 --> 00:04:49,020 along with the captain. 116 00:04:49,044 --> 00:04:51,091 Ah well, after look for our turkeys. 117 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,713 Immediately. 118 00:04:53,152 --> 00:04:54,564 What is that smell? 119 00:04:54,588 --> 00:04:57,827 Wait. Ah, yes. It's a trap. 120 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,277 Colonel, what brings you here? 121 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,049 You know why we came. He's just playing dumb. 122 00:05:03,073 --> 00:05:04,584 We came to collect our turkeys, sir. 123 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:05,620 He knows it. 124 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:07,323 We also serve turkey 125 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,394 for the semiquincentenary. 126 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:11,765 There is nothing more representative of United States than the Christmas turkey. 127 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,503 - I couldn't agree more, sir. - It's a dry bird. 128 00:05:14,527 --> 00:05:16,108 We had ordered our turkeys 129 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:18,211 of their PX so they could deliver them, but then someone explained 130 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,982 that there was a problem with the ordering system, sir. 131 00:05:20,006 --> 00:05:22,420 Yes, computers The entire base is down. 132 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:23,757 - Oh. - That's horrible, sir. 133 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:25,125 Do you know what I think happened? 134 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:27,663 I think he canceled the orders on purpose 135 00:05:27,687 --> 00:05:29,802 because he's still very upset 136 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:32,340 for humiliating him so beautifully 137 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:34,311 on the laser battlefield. 138 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,715 I'll say all this turkey talk 139 00:05:36,739 --> 00:05:38,219 It has given me a great idea. 140 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:43,262 �What if I roasted250 turkeys for him? 250th anniversary of the United States? 141 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:45,766 And, in order to do that, I would have to requisition 142 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:49,441 all the remaining bucks of the PX. 143 00:05:49,465 --> 00:05:53,315 Well, with all due respect, general, those are our turkeys. 144 00:05:53,339 --> 00:05:56,421 And it is not possible that You need so many, right? 145 00:05:56,445 --> 00:05:58,125 They would end up throwing half of them. 146 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,496 What's more American than gluttony and waste? 147 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:01,431 You know what, sir? 148 00:06:01,455 --> 00:06:03,502 You can take the 250 bucks, 149 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:05,606 put them in a rocket 150 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:08,412 and shoot them into space. 151 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,649 - I don't care. - I care about turkeys. 152 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:13,121 - They make you feel at home. - You don't understand what I'm saying. 153 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:15,092 He thought he had me, and now he doesn't have me. 154 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:17,564 And don't believe that nonsense at home. That's what he wants. 155 00:06:17,588 --> 00:06:19,567 Play a mental game Psychological operations, okay? 156 00:06:19,591 --> 00:06:21,238 If you believe that nonsense from home, he... 157 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:23,944 The thing at home isn't nonsense, is it? And this wasn't a trap. 158 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,646 It became a trap for your ego. 159 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,384 And that... I'm very sorry, sir. 160 00:06:27,408 --> 00:06:29,087 Please, captain, continue. 161 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:31,725 I would love to hear exactly what you think 162 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:34,297 about Colonel Quinn as a father. 163 00:06:34,321 --> 00:06:35,532 You don't have to do that. 164 00:06:35,556 --> 00:06:37,169 It's an order. 165 00:06:37,393 --> 00:06:43,181 Well you can't understand the feeling of home 166 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:45,252 because it's something you've run away from 167 00:06:45,276 --> 00:06:46,856 your entire adult life. 168 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,760 And now that we spend time together, 169 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,065 you want a lot of credit for Introduce yourself as a father, right? 170 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:54,437 But, when you do, You're terrible at that. 171 00:06:54,461 --> 00:06:55,974 Wow. 172 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:59,471 That turned out better than I would never have imagined. 173 00:07:00,373 --> 00:07:02,543 - Popcorn? - It's okay. 174 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:10,459 Cucumber. 175 00:07:10,527 --> 00:07:12,029 Yes. 176 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,737 Dana! 177 00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:22,527 - How long. - No, I missed us. 178 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:25,399 Okay girls, hit me up to date with all the tea. 179 00:07:25,423 --> 00:07:28,906 Jen, are you still dating "That One?" that should not be named"? 180 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:31,077 No no. Haley is with him now. 181 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:33,448 Guilty. but i can change completely. 182 00:07:33,472 --> 00:07:35,586 �Yes� there is a "darty"! 183 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:39,527 - Darty is a day party. - How unfortunate. 184 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:40,997 There's a weird guy trying to get in 185 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,814 - who was not invited? - Oh. 186 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:45,740 Conway, could you tell them what do you know me? 187 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:48,445 - She won't let me in. - Do you know him? 188 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,583 Oh yeah, I'll take care of that. 189 00:07:50,607 --> 00:07:51,986 - Yes. - I can. 190 00:07:52,010 --> 00:07:53,689 She won't let me in although it is clear 191 00:07:53,713 --> 00:07:54,825 that I have immaculate vibes. 192 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,527 It can happen. 193 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:58,498 See? I told you. 194 00:07:58,522 --> 00:08:00,302 Papadakis, what are you doing here? 195 00:08:00,326 --> 00:08:02,942 My friends are very particular, and if they believe 196 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:05,012 that someone does not comply with your standards, 197 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:06,815 They can be very hard. 198 00:08:06,839 --> 00:08:08,987 Conway, we're talking about me. 199 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:12,126 - People can't get enough of me, can they? -Who? 200 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:14,296 To begin with, I was the king of the dance. 201 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,901 Largely due to the fact that he invented 202 00:08:15,925 --> 00:08:17,236 a very easy dance to learn 203 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:18,705 that swept away into the night. 204 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:21,511 Oh, no, no. No invented dances. 205 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,951 Just trivialities. 206 00:08:25,775 --> 00:08:29,527 Who wants to talk about animal cloning? There are many pros. 207 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:33,668 Zero cons, it's something what I did on my phone. 208 00:08:33,692 --> 00:08:37,176 Slothadillo. How cute, right? 209 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,903 More trivia. 210 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:45,116 I checked the PX and there was nothing left than a few guinea fowls. 211 00:08:48,055 --> 00:08:50,036 Do you know? For what it's worth, 212 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,840 I also know what it is to have a father who never listens. 213 00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:55,078 I thought you and your dad They had a great relationship. 214 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,740 Yes, that's right. I was just trying make you feel better. 215 00:08:58,275 --> 00:08:59,909 Yes. Thank you. 216 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,481 Yes. 217 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:05,132 - Very sorry. - No problem. 218 00:09:05,156 --> 00:09:07,803 He has ruined most of the festivities of my entire life. 219 00:09:07,827 --> 00:09:09,775 Why would this one be different? 220 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,645 It must be admitted that it is a Pretty impressive streak. 221 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:13,549 Yes, well, he can't help it. 222 00:09:13,573 --> 00:09:15,019 Everything you do, 223 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:17,156 He does it without considering the consequences 224 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,279 or how it affects feelings from other people and... 225 00:09:19,284 --> 00:09:20,797 Well... 226 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,923 Guess who stole the turkeys? 227 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:26,241 Wait, well stolen? 228 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:29,002 Yes, Davidson is going to lose his mind. 229 00:09:33,226 --> 00:09:35,126 USAG BAUMHOLDER TIME 1342 230 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:38,332 Great, right? �Now who is the disappointing father? 231 00:09:38,356 --> 00:09:40,069 - You. - What are you talking about? 232 00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:41,905 I stole the turkeys. Start loading them! 233 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,608 - We have to continue. - You didn't do it for me. 234 00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:45,312 This is all about you stupid school rivalry 235 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:46,681 - with Davidson. - Honey, I could have done 236 00:09:46,705 --> 00:09:48,618 many other things to get revenge on Davidson. 237 00:09:48,642 --> 00:09:50,222 Choose the one that helped you. 238 00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:53,661 I begged Davidson for the turkeys, 239 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:54,932 and now he is missing the turkeys. 240 00:09:54,956 --> 00:09:57,002 So he's going to believe it was me. 241 00:09:57,026 --> 00:09:59,274 Major, can you take out the turkeys? from the truck, please? 242 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,977 He doesn't even know yet that have disappeared. 243 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,814 It is the perfect crime. You return them 244 00:10:02,838 --> 00:10:04,150 to the truck, please? 245 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,923 Crimes make people like me 246 00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:09,627 be expelled from places like the army. 247 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,934 Major please take out the turkeys in the truck. 248 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,239 Well, just so you know, They are very frozen, 249 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,441 and I didn't bring gloves. 250 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:18,245 We can return the turkeys 251 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,115 before anyone notices that they are no longer there? 252 00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:22,119 That's much riskier than what I just did. 253 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,892 It's okay. I'll do it myself. 254 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,628 For. For. I will do it. I will do it. 255 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:28,376 I'm in charge. 256 00:10:29,322 --> 00:10:31,638 Do you know? I love your shirts. 257 00:10:31,662 --> 00:10:33,908 It's a very fun choice. 258 00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:36,950 It looks like something my dad it would be worn on vacation. 259 00:10:36,974 --> 00:10:38,518 - Yes. - Thank you. 260 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:40,722 Dads are the best. 261 00:10:40,746 --> 00:10:42,593 Although I have never met mine. 262 00:10:42,617 --> 00:10:46,836 Oh, what an interesting thing to bring up at a party. 263 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,042 See? Conway, your friends adore me. 264 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,914 And my Je ne sais quois. 265 00:10:52,938 --> 00:10:53,883 Good. 266 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,519 That in French means "style." 267 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:58,425 Papadakis, they're making fun of you. 268 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,365 Oh, if they want to talk bad, I can do it. 269 00:11:01,389 --> 00:11:02,901 - No no. We don't have to do that. - No. 270 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:04,204 I can speak badly. Hey, Haley. 271 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,041 It may seem to me to your father on vacation, 272 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,376 but, unlike him, not 273 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,113 I look at the ocean wondering 274 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:13,311 why do I spend all my money in my daughter's C rhinoplasty. 275 00:11:14,647 --> 00:11:16,261 - Girl! - How hilarious. 276 00:11:16,285 --> 00:11:17,998 Not as hilarious as thinking you look 277 00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:21,170 that thick belt. you seem an Olympic weightlifter. 278 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:22,807 We're leaving. 279 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:25,679 - How bad. - Okay, wow. 280 00:11:25,703 --> 00:11:28,052 I didn't know you could attack like that. 281 00:11:28,076 --> 00:11:30,022 Yes. Because being bad is easy. 282 00:11:30,046 --> 00:11:31,491 I just didn't realize that they were being bad 283 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:33,829 because I didn't think you were a friend 284 00:11:33,853 --> 00:11:35,832 of... bad girls. 285 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:37,536 No. 286 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:42,179 Unless... you're a bad girl. 287 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:47,156 - Oh, no. Papadakis, you know me. -Yes? 288 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,795 Last week when you complimented me on my shirts 289 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:52,166 looking at my crop tops and my belly sticking out, 290 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:55,072 - Were you making fun of me? - No. I was serious. 291 00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:56,909 Your male fat is powerful. 292 00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:00,239 I don't know what to believe anymore. I need some air. 293 00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:05,658 - BAUMHOLDER'S KITCHEN - TIME 1426 - How serious is it? 294 00:12:06,082 --> 00:12:07,263 Quinn. 295 00:12:07,387 --> 00:12:10,102 Confine the base. Find those turkeys. 296 00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:11,471 We couldn't celebrate it by cooking 297 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:12,941 and throwing some Cornish hens? 298 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,544 No! 299 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,470 It is not the same. 300 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,263 It's okay. Clear. 301 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,934 For God's sake. �They can't walk slower? 302 00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,291 Listen. This base is on maximum alert. 303 00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:30,576 Obviously, that will make it more fun. 304 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,981 We will enter the kitchens of the dining room. 305 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,517 You have to turn off the lights, deactivate the cameras, 306 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:36,254 put back the turkeys in the refrigerator. 307 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:37,422 And bing bang boom... 308 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:38,725 It's as if nothing had happened. 309 00:12:38,749 --> 00:12:40,162 Trauma lasts a lifetime. 310 00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:41,564 - It's true. - I received your message. 311 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:42,967 - Why are we hiding? - Shh. 312 00:12:42,991 --> 00:12:44,637 I'm sorry. 313 00:12:44,661 --> 00:12:48,311 We are carrying out a reverse exfiltration of turkeys. 314 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,649 I don't know what that means, but I'm in. 315 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:52,686 Wait, where is Conway? She knows the Baumholder 316 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,290 better than any of us. We need it. 317 00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:56,528 She chose her bad friends, any compliment 318 00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:58,866 to give them about their outfits was a lie. 319 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,168 We are better off without her. 320 00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,404 Ah! Here we go! 321 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,141 -The... - I brought this beauty with me. 322 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:06,747 - Did you bring a "to go" bag? - This is not a "to go" bag. 323 00:13:06,771 --> 00:13:08,752 They are for cowards who flee from danger. 324 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:12,159 This is a "to go" bag for guys like me who run towards danger. 325 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,943 - Okay? - Oh! 326 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,238 - There we have it, honey. - Oh. Oh. 327 00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:20,242 - No weapons. - That's my lucky knife. 328 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,779 Take me on every mission the last 25 years. 329 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,976 You know what? Grab your balls of butter and let's go. Walking. 330 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,400 BAUMHOLDER'S DINING ROOM TIME 1355 331 00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:34,938 Excuse me, girl. What does it mean that hand signal? 332 00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:37,962 I don't know if I ever knew what it means every hand signal. 333 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,032 �For the love of God! 334 00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:00,522 This is almost as real like "Call of Duty." 335 00:14:00,546 --> 00:14:02,759 Well, for the last time, "Call of Duty" 336 00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:06,256 It is based on the army. Not the other way around. 337 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,883 Turkey cooler at one o'clock. 338 00:14:13,907 --> 00:14:15,509 Do you understand that? 339 00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:21,497 �I know that Irish son of a bitch he's around here somewhere! 340 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:24,338 No! Back off. Back off. Quick, quick. 341 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:26,474 - Oh! - Oh my God! 342 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,277 Come with me if you want to live. 343 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,749 Sorry, the daisies They make me dramatic. 344 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:32,677 Daisies? 345 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:34,256 STORAGE CL�SET TIME 1418 346 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,345 Come on, come on, come on, 347 00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:36,851 come, come 348 00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:41,171 There is a hidden door in somewhere behind here. 349 00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,275 I just have to press in the right place. 350 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,878 - Ah! - Wow, dad, dad. 351 00:14:44,902 --> 00:14:46,615 I think this is 352 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,986 what you are looking for. See? Lucky knife. 353 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,755 - Oh, secret passage? - Yes. 354 00:14:50,779 --> 00:14:53,261 This is like "Call of Duty Vietnam." 355 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,399 Let's go. We have to move forward. 356 00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,567 Yes, we have to go. Come on. Come on. 357 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,870 I know it's there, Quinn. 358 00:14:57,894 --> 00:14:59,340 Come out and face me like a man 359 00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,976 - Oh, yes. - Come on, dad, hurry up. Hurry up. 360 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,012 - Come on. - Hey. No, listen to me. 361 00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,950 You were right. I was just Revenging from Davidson. 362 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:06,287 I don't want this to affect you. So, get rid of the birds. 363 00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,491 Return to Stroopsdorf, It will buy you some time. 364 00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,152 No, dad, wait. 365 00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:14,536 Hello, colonel. 366 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,563 Glugl� glugl�. 367 00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:23,154 - BAUMHOLDER DINING ROOM - TIME 1442 - I'm going to ask you one more time. 368 00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:27,329 Where are those turkeys? 369 00:15:27,353 --> 00:15:29,633 Name: Patrick Quinn. Range... 370 00:15:29,657 --> 00:15:32,539 Let's see, don't try that one resistance nonsense. 371 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:35,445 I also received training to resist interrogations. 372 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:38,218 - So... - Name: Patrick Quinn. 373 00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:39,855 Recruit: Quinn, Colonel. 374 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:43,361 Be serious and tell me where are the turkeys! 375 00:15:43,385 --> 00:15:44,999 Well. 376 00:15:45,623 --> 00:15:49,540 Serial number: Seven... seven... three... 377 00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:51,277 I know you are not alone in this. 378 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,983 I know you don't care about turkeys, 379 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,552 but to his daughter yes. 380 00:15:55,576 --> 00:15:57,356 And if I find out, 381 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,629 and she will do it, she is involved, 382 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:03,635 I will make sure that she 383 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:07,745 - they discharge her with dishonor. - It's okay. 384 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,883 General, speak. 385 00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:12,109 *Six* 386 00:16:13,044 --> 00:16:16,460 *Five, zero* 387 00:16:16,484 --> 00:16:20,803 - IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BASE - TIME 1448 - I can't believe my dad defended me like that. 388 00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:24,310 That is, the only time did something similar to that 389 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,514 It was when he fired me bad piano teacher 390 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:27,951 because he refused to teach me 391 00:16:27,975 --> 00:16:29,720 �Scenes from an Italian restaurant�. 392 00:16:29,744 --> 00:16:31,558 Look, I think it's pretty clear. than being a father 393 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,328 It's not something that works for you natural to the colonel. 394 00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:35,098 Commanding officer is plus his specialty. 395 00:16:35,122 --> 00:16:36,921 I spent many of my holidays with him 396 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:41,879 on missions like this. Well, not exactly like that. 397 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,682 The birds were not frozen. 398 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:45,619 But they were Black Hawk helicopters. 399 00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:46,822 There's something a little more at play. 400 00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,458 In reality, there is much more at stake. 401 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:51,097 - Clear. - Missions are your love language. 402 00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:53,502 Hello, this place is crowded with military, 403 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:56,006 - We have to get to the truck. - Wait, wait, wait. 404 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,643 I have an idea. 405 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,513 Damn! I thought I could break him. 406 00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:02,652 No, nothing can break me, only Field of Dreams. 407 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,323 - Oh. - Maybe Brian's song. 408 00:17:04,347 --> 00:17:06,327 Let's see, just... confess 409 00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:07,596 and get it over with. 410 00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,733 Lord, I have located to Captain Quinn. 411 00:17:09,757 --> 00:17:11,872 Maggie, what are you doing here? You should be... 412 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,743 Well I think I know where are the turkeys. 413 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,347 Well she can't know where are the turkeys 414 00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:17,483 because I was the only one... 415 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:18,886 Well, turkeys shouldn't... 416 00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,188 be in the refrigerator? 417 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:22,526 What, do you think I didn't look? in the refrigerator? 418 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,687 Well, he looked at it recently, 419 00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,626 sir? 420 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,079 - How...? - Oh, okay, sir. 421 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:35,718 Do you know? I always forget Where do I put the keys? 422 00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:37,589 But if this gets worse, 423 00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:39,393 probably I should talk to someone. 424 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:43,868 So if they are numbered, We will continue on our way. 425 00:17:43,892 --> 00:17:48,535 Happy semicentennial From Colonel Quinn, sir. 426 00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:54,824 So, it was quite a move. skillful what you did before, 427 00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:57,396 But didn't I tell you to get out of here? 428 00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,733 Yes, but I had to thank you 429 00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:02,807 in a language you understood. 430 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,078 Because I didn't understand it before, okay? 431 00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,381 But now yes. 432 00:18:06,405 --> 00:18:08,986 You were more at home on a mission 433 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:12,092 than on our dining room table. 434 00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:14,730 - Yes. - But now we are serving together, 435 00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:19,429 so that home It finally includes me. 436 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,173 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 437 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,554 Now, could you say something sweet to me. 438 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,911 Yes... 439 00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:39,847 - The boys have already arrived. - hello! 440 00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:41,450 Quick message to PX, we think that the troops 441 00:18:41,474 --> 00:18:42,854 They could use a real taste of home. 442 00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,425 Well, not real, it's mostly chemical, but still. 443 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:48,154 - Well, it's perfect. - It's okay. 444 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,635 - Here we go! - Papadakis. 445 00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:52,539 - What? - I need some space. 446 00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:54,176 I don't want to hear an apology. 447 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,478 I brought you something special. 448 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,382 My God! Are you serious? 449 00:18:57,406 --> 00:18:58,886 - Mountain Dew syrup? - Yes. 450 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,522 With this we can do a Fountain Dew. 451 00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:01,959 Well, but don't take it all. 452 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:04,397 That's what truckers do, You will be awake for 48 hours. 453 00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:07,169 Yeah, I wouldn't do that for sure. 454 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:09,306 When I arrived in Stroopsdorf, 455 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:11,243 I felt like I was stranded on an island 456 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,381 of failures, fools and nerds, 457 00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,151 but now I'm starting to realize that maybe it is 458 00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:17,556 more of a failure, a fool and a nerd about what... 459 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,328 I would like to admit, so... 460 00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:22,489 Welcome to life on the island. 461 00:19:24,393 --> 00:19:27,009 Isn't that right, Mountain Dew, honey? 462 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,280 I managed to sneak you a turkey. 463 00:19:29,304 --> 00:19:30,919 What? 464 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,223 Oh wait, but how? 465 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,184 We returned them all. 466 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,608 NORTH AMERICAN TURKEY 467 00:19:44,732 --> 00:19:47,932 TEENAGE CENTER THE NEXT DAY - TIME 1745 468 00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:52,693 Tell me, what mountain Did you say this Dew was coming? 469 00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:54,565 7-Eleven, Jan. 470 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,070 That is, its bite enhances the texture. 471 00:19:58,094 --> 00:20:01,043 Why North American Toxins Do they taste so good? 472 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,712 Because we are the best. 473 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,485 Now a bite of victory to celebrate 474 00:20:05,509 --> 00:20:08,324 our first reverse exfiltration. 475 00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,332 Oh yes. 476 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:15,372 I forgot how dry a turkey is. 477 00:20:15,396 --> 00:20:17,609 Not if you fill it with ketchup. 478 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,081 There's still a lot left. Here you go. 479 00:20:20,105 --> 00:20:20,983 Yes�. 480 00:20:21,007 --> 00:20:23,087 Yes, there you go. 481 00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:25,391 That will do. Oh yes. 482 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,295 - He's very rich. - I'm fine like this, yes, no. 483 00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:29,300 - It's delicious. -Yes? 484 00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,735 No. 485 00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:32,940 - No... - Oh, you dared. 486 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:34,443 Yes, he dared. 487 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,927 No, don't accompany him with the viscous substance. 488 00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:41,913 Happy semicentenary of the Colonel Quinn everyone. 489 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,810 - TEENAGE CENTER - TIME 1946 - Who is ready to learn the dance 490 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,114 what ruined my graduation party? 491 00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:54,851 Five, six, seven, eight. 492 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:59,861 Follow me to the left. To the right. 493 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,630 - Two steps back! - Wow! 494 00:21:01,654 --> 00:21:03,368 - Papadakis slide. - Yes. 495 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,469 Now, applaud. 496 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:05,772 Clap your hands! �Applaud! 497 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,075 It is quite instructive for Papadakis. 498 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,213 Now crouch down and touch the ground. 499 00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:10,281 That is. That's it. 500 00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:11,785 - Good. - Very good. 501 00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:14,156 - Yes, it leaves the soil fertile. - It's getting intense. 502 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,060 I definitely had that Uncut Fountain Dew. 503 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,629 Well, surely this is the dance 504 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,166 What made you king of the dance? 505 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,535 Yes, it was in a year of COVID. 506 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:22,773 Everything was transmitted via Zoom. 507 00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,443 Five, six, seven, eight! 508 00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:26,804 To the left! To the right! 509 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,684 Two steps back! 510 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,055 Papadakis slide! 511 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:33,594 Clap your hands. Clap your hands! Clap your hands! Clap your hands! Clap your hands! 512 00:21:33,618 --> 00:21:35,923 Reach down and touch the ground like crazy.